Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

What I’m thinking is, ‘You’re mine. I fuckin’ own you.’ But what I’m not doing is feeling anything about it one way or the other. You understand? You’re not a person to me, you’re a name in my collection book, a guy owes me money, that’s all.

The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter.

Keep still. I must now think over my position and how I may improve it.

You just keep thinkin’, Butch. That’s what you’re good at.

Last night we said a great many things. You said I was to do the thinking for both of us. Well, I’ve done a lot of it since then, and it all adds up to one thing: you’re getting on that plane with Victor where you belong.

Oh, it’s a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!

I know you think you’re really far out. You smoke a couple of joints, and you think you’re into something, right? No… hey, I know. I mean, I took 32 trips, you ninny. Pure stuff. Pure rainbow! I had more coke stuffed up this nose than you could breathe air.

It’s a fucking milligram of sweetener. I want to get high off this, not sprinkle it on my fucking oatmeal.

Bring me four fried chickens, and a Coke.

There’s no. Fucking. COKE!

You know what I used to have for breakfast? Cocaine. Know what I had for lunch? Cocaine.

Hey, you want a Coke?

Hi, I’m Bob I’m the spokesperson for the Coca-Cola company. I’m here today to ask you to continue buying coke. Sure it’s a drink you’ve been drinking for years, and if you still enjoy it, I’d like to remind you to buy it again sometime soon. It’s basically just brown sugar water, we haven’t changed the ingredients much lately, so there’s nothing new I can tell you about that. We changed the can around a little bit though. See, the colors here are different there, and we added a polar bear so the kids like us. Coke is very high in sugar and like any high calorie soda it can lead to obesity in children and adults who don’t sustain a very healthy diet. So that’s it, it’s Coke. It’s very famous, everyone knows it. I’m Bob, I work for Coke, and I’m asking you to not stop buying Coke. That’s all. It’s a bit sweet. Thank you

Why don’t you let me fix you some of this Mococoa drink, all natural cocoa beans from the upper slopes of Mount Nicaragua, no artificial sweeteners

It still tastes like creamed corn.

Corn chowder. That’s an interesting choice. You do know that cellulite is one of the main ingredients in corn chowder?

That’s right, Jimmy Crack Corn. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6… Oh, you federally fucked now.

We’re not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We’re going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison!

Justice? If that’s justice then the sooner French guns blow the English out of America the better it will be for the people here!