He has teeth like Ginsu knives, and crazy eyes!
I’m with the Axe Gang!
Well some folks call it a Sling Blade, I call it a Kaiser Blade. It’s kind a wood handle, kind of like an axe handle. With a long blade on it shaped kinda like a bananer. Mhm.
and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
Well, you have to know these things when you’re a king, you know.
It’s good to be the king.
I just can’t wait to be king!
Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle toward my hand?
Madame, will you do me the honour, the favour, give me the ultimate joy of bestowing on me Gigi’s hand in marriage?
Oh Gigi! While you were trembling on the brink was I out yonder somewhere blinking at a star? / Oh Gigi! Have I been standing up too close or back too far? / When did your sparkle turn to fire, / And your warmth become desire? / Oh what miracle has made you the way you are? Gigi! Gigi! Gigi! Oh no! I was mad not to have seen the change in you! Oh, Gigi!
God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
(–Hedy Lamarr)
Oh I know what y’all really want is some gross, caricature of a woman to prove some idiotic point that power makes a woman masculine, or masculine women are ugly. Well shame on you for letting a man do that, or any man that does that. That means you, dear. Miss Marshall. Shame on you, you macho shit head.
You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and… blow.
Whenever I feel afraid/ I hold my head erect/ And whistle a happy tune/ So no one will suspect/ I’m afraid.
“Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!”
I’ll bet you were wondering what I’ve been doing up there in Washington, D.C. these past eighteen years.
In the state of Washington, under a near constant cover of clouds and rain, there is a small town named Forks. Population: 3,120 people. This is where I’m moving
I’m singing in the rain, just singing in the rain. What a glorious feeling, I’m happy again.
Every time it rains, it rains Pennies From Heaven.