Freak cloudburst, down the street. Didn’t it rain here?
Last time we had a leak like this, Noah built hisself a boat!
We’re gonna need a bigger boat.
Fifteen-hundred people went into the sea, when Titanic sank from under us. There were twenty boats floating nearby… and only one came back. One. Six were saved from the water, myself included. Six… out of fifteen-hundred. Afterward, the seven-hundred people in the boats had nothing to do but wait… wait to die… wait to live… wait for an absolution… that would never come.
I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!
You’ll put your eye out!
Out, out damn spot!
“I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”
Reply- “Then I will kick your sorry ass on Thursday!”
OK. Woah! It worked! Right, so when we’re done with the report, we have to remember to do this or else it won’t happen. Except it did happen! Ted, it was you who stole your dad’s keys!
Are you the keymaster?
Still no.
I’m wet! And I’m still hysterical!
Is it true that most people get attacked by sharks in three feet of water about ten feet from the beach?
I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.
I mean, it’s obvious that a big fish took a bite out of… this big fish.
I wish I was big.
I don’t want to eat you. I just get so hungry. I’m just too big.
Bob’s office is bigger than my office!
And this is how I find out? You *tell *me?
Do me this favor. I won’t forget it. Ask your friends in the neighborhood about me. They’ll tell you I know how to return a favor.