Look, it’s not in my nature to be mysterious. But I can’t talk about it and I can’t talk about why.
Arf, arf, arf,… That’s my other dog impression.
Ya like dags?
Release the hounds!
(again, TV…)
That dog? You couldn’t sic that dog on me if I was comin’ at you with a straight razor in each hand!
I’m sick of my sister’s attraction to razor blades – and I’m sick of shrinks who can’t do a fucking thing to help her.
You’re the one who needs a shrink, Szalinski!
Off the top of my head, I’d say you’re looking at a Boeski, a Jim Brown, a Miss Daisy, two Jethros and a Leon Spinks, not to mention the biggest Ella Fitzgerald ever.
A tisket, a tasket
A brown and yellow basket
I sent a letter to my mommy
And on the way I dropped it
Now it puts the lotion in the basket.
Is it safe?
Hey… is that the cops? I’m an innocent victim in here! I was attacked by a coked up whore and a - a fuckin’ crazy dentist!
That guy sure looks like plant food to me.
We can either eat each other… mmm… or eat everyone else.
Oh, Miss Daisy? Yesterday, while you was out visitin’, I went and ate a can of your salmon. Now, I know you said eat the left-over pork chops, but…they was kinda stiff.
Yeah, I think garlic bread would have to be my favorite all-time food. I could eat it for every meal. Or just constantly, without stopping.
Anyway, like I was sayin’, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That’s about it.
Food, glorious food!
Hot sausage and mustard!
While we’re in the mood –
Cold jelly and custard!
Eat jelly, you purple freaks!
Violet! You’re turning violet, Violet!