If I’m curt with you it’s because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please… with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car.
Whoa, whoa. You better watch what you say about my car. She’s real sensitive.
Ya know Pepper, ya can’t polish a turd.
You see, this is a moral test of oneself, whether or not you can maintain loyalty. Because, being loyal is very important. So, you’re gonna go out there and you’re gonna say: “Good night, I’ve had a very lovely evening.” Walk out the door, get in the car…go home, jerk off, and that’s all you gonna do.
I’m gonna get me a bottle of tequila and find me one of them Keno girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and just kinda kick back.
Yeah, well… I’m gonna go build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the park!
(TV quote ::begs forgiveness:: )
If I asked you to take my virginity, would that be a problem?
I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.
You gotta think about it like the first time you got laid. You just gotta say: “Daddy, are you sure this is right?”
This is all wrong. I don’t know what it is. But when I kiss you, it’s like I’m kissing… my brother. I guess that doesn’t make any sense, does it?
When that happened, the good man who was your father was destroyed. So, what I told you was true…from a certain point of view.
No one will hear you, no matter how loud you shout. Just think. Which one of these stories do you believe?
Cassandra in Greek legend, you recall, was condemned to know the future but to be disbelieved when she foretold it. Hence the agony of foreknowledge combined with the impotence to do anything about it.
In the old days, I wasn’t emotionally equipped to satisfy her. Now, as we all know, the equipment doesn’t work at all.
You know, the school comes equipped with fire exits at either end of the library.
That man… is a brownie hound.
Shut up, bitch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie!
Why are you going to prolong the inevitable? I will kill you!
I WILL KILL HIM! allcaps
If you’re gonna shoot, shoot. Don’t talk.