I’m looking forward to seeing you in action. Jack says you’ve got a great big cock.
Don’t look at me. I do what he does - just slower.
Well, my idea was, y’know, I want a name, I want it so it can cut glass, y’know, razor sharp. When I close my eyes, I see this thing, a sign, I see this name in bright blue neon lights with a purple outline. And this name is so bright and so sharp that the sign - it just blows up because the name is so powerful.
My name is Hymie. Now, if you ladies will excuse me.
Hello, ladies. I always was a sucker for a redhead.
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?
They want us to be good little boys now so we can fight some war for them in the future. Some war they’ll decide on. We’d rather fight our own war right now.
Believe me, I’d prefer not to. I may be synthetic, but I’m not stupid.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Aye. And if my grandmother had wheels, she’d be a wagon.
Ohh, the pain.
To the last, I will grapple with thee… from Hell’s heart, I stab at thee! For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee!
Oh, him? He’s harmless. Back in the sixties, he was part of the free speech movement at Berkeley. [whispers] I think he did a little too much LDS.
Aye, sir. The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.
There are 3 kinds of pipe. There’s what you have, which is garbage, and you can see where that’s gotten you. There’s bronze, which is pretty good, unless something goes wrong. And something always goes wrong! Then, there’s copper - which is the only pipe I use. Yes, it costs money. It costs money because it saves money.
Everybody needs money. That’s why they call it money.
A mark, a yen, a buck, or a pound
A buck or a pound
A buck or a pound
Is all that makes the world go around,
That clinking clanking sound
Can make the world go 'round.
I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that’s who I am, and you’re nothing. Nice guy? I don’t give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can’t take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don’t like it, leave.
Maybe it’ll stop you trying to be so desperate about making more money than you can ever use? You can’t take it with you, Mr. Kirby. So what good is it? As near as I can see, the only thing you can take with you is the love of your friends.
Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.