Dr. Kinsey, I presume?
Well personally, I like being jerked off.
Hey babe! I got a twelve inch penis!
…No, no, no food, no food! Sex! I want sex! Give me some sex! No, no, no, that one, the sultry bitch with the fire in her eyes! Take her clothes off and bring her to me!
All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we’re slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin’ pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don’t got it, you don’t want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!
For the past fifteen minutes, you’ve been droning on about names. Toby. Toby? Toby? Toby Wong. Toby Wong? Toby Wong. Toby Chung? Fucking Charlie Chan. I got Madonna’s big dick coming out of my left ear, and Toby the Jap… I don’t know what - comin’ out of my right.
Jerry, if you think that by threatening me you can get me to be your slave… Well, that’s where you’re right. But - and I am only saying this because I care - there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.
Knock it off, Julie. I don’t need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I’m the one who buys it, I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping, she buys shit. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it, I want to taste it. But you know what’s on my mind right now? It ain’t the coffee in my kitchen…it’s the dead nigger in my garage!
Hey. He’s not dead.
Just a conspiracy of cartographers, you mean?
A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line.
Trust me.
I know.
Oh, God. They know about the rat poison. I might as well just turn myself in.
I’m not mad, I’m proud of you. You took your first pinch like a man and you learned two great things in your life – never rat on your friends, and always keep your mouth shut.
I plead the fifth commandment.
I’m not finished! As I came in here, I heard those words, “Cradle of Leadership”. Well, when the bough breaks, the cradle will fall. And it has fallen here. It has fallen. Makers of men, Creators of leaders. Be careful what kind of leaders you’re producing here. I don’t know if Charlie’s silence here today is right or wrong. I’m not a judge or jury, but I can tell you this: He won’t sell anybody out to buy his future! And that, my friends, is called integrity. That’s called courage. Now that’s the stuff leaders should be made of. Now I have come to the crossroads in my life. I always knew what the right path was. Without exception, I knew. But I never took it. You know why? It was too damn hard. Now here’s Charlie. He’s come to the crossroads. He has chosen a path. It’s the right path. It’s a path made of principle that leads to character. Let him continue on his journey. You hold this boy’s future in your hands, committee. It’s a valuable future. Believe me. Don’t destroy it. Protect it. Embrace it. It’s gonna make you proud one day, I promise you.
The vote must be unanimous, Jor-El. It has therefore now become your decision. You alone will condemn us if you wish, and you alone will be held responsible by me.
Who is this person who speaks to me as though I needed his advice?
C’est moi! C’est moi, I’m forced to admit.
'Tis I, I humbly reply.
That mortal who
These marvels can do,
C’est moi, c’est moi, 'tis I.
I’ve never lost
In battle or game;
I’m simply the best by far.
When swords are crossed
'Tis always the same:
One blow and au revoir!
C’est moi! C’est moi! So adm’rably fit!
A French Prometheus unbound.
And here I stand, with valour untold,
Exeption’ly brave, amazingly bold,
To serve at the Table Round!