Oh, my son would be most distressed by that. But in truth, if she were to be killed, we would soon find the King of France a useful ally against the Scots. You see? As King, you must find the good in any situation.
I know, the people are quite taken with her. It’s odd, but when I hired Vizzini to have her murdered on our engagement day, I thought that was clever. But it’s going to be so much more moving when I strangle her on our wedding night. Once Guilder is blamed, the nation will truly be outraged - they’ll demand we go to war.
Are we breaking shit now, huh? I can break shit! Hey! See, everybody can break some shit!
As you know, the concept of the suction pump is centuries old. Really, that’s all this is - except that instead of sucking water, I’m sucking life. I’ve just sucked one year of your life away. I might one day go as high as five, but I really don’t know what that would do to you. So, let’s just start with what we have. What did this do to you? Tell me. And remember, this is for posterity, so be honest. How do you feel?
Oh, no tears please. It’s a waste of good suffering!
Right… it’s up to you. Frostbite or verbals…
[RIP Bob H]
Remember how they always thought there wasn’t a way to kill a toon? Well, Doom found a way. Turpentine, acetone, benzene. He calls it “The Dip.”
That lame-brained freeway idea could only be cooked up by a Toon.
I don’t trust a man who doesn’t curse. Not a “fuck” or a “shit” in all these years. Real men curse.
You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I’m an easy target. Yeah, you’re right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you… but I don’t like to hurt people’s feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I’m not changing. I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I’m the real article. What you see is what you get.
I couldn’t be fonder of you if you were my own son. But, well, if you lose a son, it’s possible to get another.
Pugsley, the baby weighs ten pounds, the cannonball weighs twenty pounds. Which will hit the stone walkway first?
I love watching your ass when you walk. Is that beautiful or what? Don’t go near him – he’s mine! A pound says you won’t kill her! Ha ha!
Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can’t savor all the… little emotions. In… you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are.
Knives are good, because they don’t make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Makes it look like we’re serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
That’s not a knife…that’s a knife!
Put the knives down!
You have one choice, boy: sex or the saw. Sex is, well… nobody knows. But the saw… the saw is family.
We aren’t cooks, but we are family. You tell us what to do, and we’ll get it done.
I want you to get this fuck where he breathes! I want you to find this nancy-boy Eliot Ness, I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES