Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.
He told them to look not at the facts, but at the meaning of the facts. Then he said the facts had no meaning.
Archaeology is the search for FACT…not truth. If it’s truth you’re looking for, Dr. Tyree’s philosophy class is right down the hall.
Kid, I’ve flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe that there’s one all-powerful Force controlling everything.
I know this great restaurant at the end of the universe.
Of course not. You lack vision, but I see a place where people get on and off the freeway. On and off, off and on all day, all night. Soon, where Toon Town once stood will be a string of gas stations, inexpensive motels, restaurants that serve rapidly prepared food. Tire salons, automobile dealerships and wonderful, wonderful billboards reaching as far as the eye can see. My God, it’ll be beautiful.
A drive? And miss Gilligan?
I’m tryin’ to drive you to the store!
What’s going on over there at “Food Land”?
Don’t go out there! There’s something in the mist!
An intelligent carrot. The mind boggles.
I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I’d rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!
Well…if I had a dollar for every time they’ve killed me in this thing, I wouldn’t have to work for you, Deke.
They killed Kenny! The bastards!
I saw two of my best friends killed right in front of me.
You don’t go through all the hardships of an ocean voyage to make friends. We can make friends at home!
You’ve got a friend in me.
What peculiar little figures!
There’s no lights back there. Well, there are, but for some reason they stop working at 5:14 every night. Nobody can figure it out. The boss doesn’t wanna pay the electrician to fix it, 'cause the electrician owes money to the video store. And I’m caught in the middle - torn between my loyalty for the boss and my desire to piss with the lights on.
At that restaurant, I beat up the bathroom. I’m sorry.