Do you know the restaurant in San Francisco?
You wouldn’t happen to have any animal crackers, would you?
Well, that’s probably why we were thrown together. One of God’s little jests. Now if you will move your shapely little fanny out of my room I will unpack and dry my beard.
NOT THE BEARD!! allcaps
My hair!
Stuntcock!!
You oughta drink more. Nothing hurts when you’re numb.
Garçon, coffee!
Dinner’s gonna be late. Here, boy! Here, boy!
I do wish we could chat longer, but… I’m having an old friend for dinner. Bye.
He’s dead. They stuffed him with pages torn from his favourite book. Could you cook him?
A real gourmet kitchen, and I get to watch!
If no one’s in the kitchen, who’s to see?
My mother has never set foot in this kitchen in her life. And she certainly never made me a hot chocolate, unless you count ordering the maid to do it.
What do you want me to do, fetch your slippers for you?
There is no need to get sarcastic!
Oh, ho, ho, irony! Oh, no, no, we don’t get that here. See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony’s not really a, a high priority. We haven’t had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at.
Stop staring you perv!
Look to the heptagon, for it is there. Seven times around go the three of you, and may your reward be just and true.
She’s rich. Rich, powerful. Listen, if you were to rescue her, the reward would be… well, more wealth than you can imagine!