I really think you’re just making much too big a thing out of it.
Suzanne: Remember my 17th birthday party when you lifted your skirt up in front of all those people, including that guy, Michael?
Doris: I did not lift my skirt, it TWIRLED UP! You only remember the bad stuff, don’t you? What about the big band that I got to play at that party? Do you remember that? No! You only remembered that my skirt accidentally TWIRLED UP!
Suzanne: And you weren’t wearing any underwear.
Neo: Whoa
That’s a hell of a thing.
New England’s been fighting the devil for over a hundred years.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.
Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.
My mommy always said there were no monsters - no real ones - but there are.
If the federal government thinks this man is the real Santa Claus, this court is not going to dispute it.
Elf fucker! Motherfucker. Elf fucker! Who’s the bitch now, Santy Claus? Faggy Claus! Faggy…
I will be dead before I see the Ring in the hands of an Elf. Never trust an Elf!
I am Groot!
I’d rather be him for now. I find it… amusing.
Unless he’s dead. Ah ha ha ha! Just kidding.
Bring out your dead.
You stupid bastard, I can’t fuckin’ believe you. Now, you’re gonna dig the fuckin’ thing now. You’re gonna dig the hole. You’re gonna do it. I got no fuckin’ lime. You’re gonna do it.
You and that other dummy better start getting more personally involved in your work, or I’m gonna stab you through the heart with a fuckin’ pencil, do you understand me?
Why not an axe?
One day I began chopping a tree and it began to rain. And I’ve been standing here like this ever since.
One thing’s got nothin’ to do with the other.