What did you expect? “Welcome, sonny”? “Make yourself at home”? “Marry my daughter”? You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land.
I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister!
I never laid a hand on her.
You’ll meet someone. Someone very special. Someone who won’t press charges.
There are more police on the street tonight than whores.
Fifty bucks, Grandpa. For seventy-five, the wife can watch.
You have an extraordinary ability to discompose my friend, sir.
Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!
I have no response to that.
I’m going home now. I apologize for what I said. I hope you can forget it, but I’m going home right now.
Back home we got a taxidermy man. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him.
Doe, a deer, a female deer.
No, we can’t bring the fucking tiger! It’s more trouble than it’s worth!
Careful Maggie, your claws are showing.
I’m loud and I’m vulgar, and I wear the pants in the house because somebody’s got to, but I am not a monster. I’m not.
I saw a movie once where a dog howled like that and the next thing you know, he turned back into Lon Chaney, Jr.
Every night when the moon is full, I turn into a wolf.
(Response: You and twenty million other guys.)
I couldn’t do that. Could you do that? How can they do that? Who are those guys?
Now, you don’t work for Nakatomi, and you’re not one of them.
My name is Kobayashi. I work for Keyser Soze.