Somebody find Buckman, launch him out a torpedo tube.
Is it safe?
Ah! This is obviously some strange use of the word “safe” that I wasn’t previously aware of.
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For a primitive species we have our points.
If you’re so smart, tell me something, how come you go to M.I.T. for 8 years to become a cable repairman?
It’s all right. You’ve never been out of Boston.
You guys should be in every major city. This is some heavy shit. This is, like, Lone Ranger heavy, man.
Tess… this is not what it looks like. I mean, it is what it looks like, but I can explain. Well, not exactly explain…
After a couple of years no one will even remember.
I’ve forgotten the question.
Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up.
Plastics.
I’m sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.
I’m the star. It’s my big dick and I say when we roll.
Yeah, you came late yesterday, you came late today. I don’t need you. You’re fired.
Some people say that I’m a bad guy, they may be right, they may be right. But it’s not as if I don’t try, I just fuck up, try as I might. But I can change, I can change! I can learn to keep my promises I swear it.
You don’t have to be the bad guy. You are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe. And you are capable of amazing things. Because you are the Special.
Check out the big brain on Brett. You one smart motherfucker.
I know there’s something weird going on with you and that brain!