Ladies and gentlemen, I can envision a day when the brains of brilliant men can be kept alive in the bodies of dumb people.
You mind if we get out of this guy’s brain first?
Shut up! Or maybe you still got too many teeth. Everyone is so goddamn smart. Well, we’ll go out to Miller’s Crossing… and we’ll see who’s smart.
I’m not a smart man… but I know what love is.
…I love you. Not like they told you love is, and I didn’t know this either, but love don’t make things nice - it ruins everything. It breaks your heart. It makes things a mess. We aren’t here to make things perfect. The snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. Not us! We are here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and love the wrong people and die.
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
: So you’re telling me there’s a chance… YEAH!
You are a sad, strange little man.
Because I’m a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot?
The name is Bond. James Bond.
I knew there was a reason I wore a skirt today.
What do you want from me? You want me to tell you to stay, hmm? Is that what you’re looking for? You want me to get down on my knees and beg you to save the Baker Boys from doom? Forget it, sweetheart. We survived for 15 years before you strutted onto the scene. Fifteen years. Two seconds, you’re bawling like a baby. You shouldn’t be wearing a dress; you should be wearing a diaper.
She did a doodle; your turn to change her.
No thanks, we gave at the office.
A-ha! The last of your excremental bodily functions! Worthy of the Guinness Book of Records.
Those glasses that you’re wearing make you stand out like a turd in a punch bowl!
Better listen to him, Flounder, he’s in pre-med.
Are you taking any prescription medication?
Well, I get dizzy spells, nausea, cold sweats, hot sweats, fever blisters, difficulty breathing, difficulty swallowing, blurred vision, involuntary trembling, dead hands, numb lips, fingernail sensitivity, pelvic discomfort.
Oh no, no, here take your shirt off and tell me where it hurts. I haven’t seen a case like this since I was in school, oh my goodness. Listen, Vollmer, tell them to prepare for major surgery, this is one case in five, I think I can save you Lieutenant.