I repeat, this is not a drill. This is the apocalypse. Please exit the hospital in an orderly fashion. Thank you.
It’s just like Noah’s Ark!
I’m trying to milk the goat.
Miguel, didn’t I tell you to squeeze? Hm?
Pick up one of those rocks, get behind a boulder, in a few minutes the man in black will come running around the bend, the minute his head is in view, hit it with the rock.
Hello, I’m Johnny Cash.
Oh, yes, that’s him. An uncanny resemblance. Why, it’s just as if he’s in the room with us.
This room is… green. I wanna go back to the blue room.
You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
It wasn’t a dream, it was a place. And you were there, and you… and you.
We’ll dispose of these mementos when we’re done here, that way you won’t be confused by their unexplainable presence in your home.
I am mad. I’m always losing things and hiding things and I can never find them, I don’t know where I’ve put them.
You shouldn’t keep souvenirs of a killing. You shouldn’t have been that sentimental.
You’ll figure that out. The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you.
Quit playing with yourself, Hooper!
You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.
John McClane: Yeah. That’s what my captain keeps telling me.
Captain Hilts.
Do not salute me! There are goddamn snipers all around this area who’d love to grease an officer.
I’m a sergeant, I work for a living.