Mr. President, they are vulnerable… there will never be another time.
But we don’t reckon time the same way, do we, Clarice? This is all the time you’ll ever have.
I’d rather bite my tongue off and bleed to death!
XX thousand horseman: DEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAATH
What can assume from the fact that he was stabbed, strangled, shot, suffocated, and bludgeoned?
How do you like that? The guy gets laid more times dead than I do alive.
Yeah? So, so, how do you account for it?
“Oh, Adrian. Adrian. What are you doing, Adrian?” Oh, Hanna, you slut. You’ve been down on everything but the Titanic. Stop it right now.
This is very, very difficult. But sometimes children are bad people, too.
I’m sorry, if you were right, I would agree with you.
Let’s work the problem people. Let’s not make things worse by guessing.
Making it worse? How could it be worse? JEHOVAH! JEHOVAH! JEHOVAH!
Could be raining.
All that’s going on and THAT’S what you’re worried about?
Oh, but I think it is… We had a deal with you, on the comics remember, for likeness rights, and as we’re not only the artistic basis, but also obviously the character basis, for your intellectual property, Bluntman and Chronic. When said property was optioned by Miramax Films, you were legally obliged to secure our permission to transfer the concept to another medium. As you failed to do that, Banky, you are in breach of the original contract, ergo you find yourself in a very actionable position.
I’m as nice as I know how to be to every single person in that office. Everyone treats me like a… bastard at a family reunion.
Looks like you’ve been missing a lot of work lately.
I don’t even have to come into the office, I can do this job from home.
No thanks, we gave at the office.
I have eight different bosses right now. Eight, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That’s my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.