We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented.
1st Sgt (pointing to his sleeve): Do you know what three up and three down means?!
Kronauer: End of an inning?
(small tribute to Robin Williams)
Sa-wing, batter, batter, batter.
Sa-wing, batter, batter, batter.
From a Marine in Da Nang: “Captain Hauk sucks the sweat off of a dead man’s balls.” I have no idea what that means, sir, but it seems very negative to me.
You are fart factory, Slug-slimed, sack-of-rat-guts-in-cat-vomit, cheesy, scab-picked, pimple-squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side!
These are a few of my favorite things.
I don’t want to do this any more. Honey, I can’t. Let’s just? Let’s have fun now! Let’s just go and go and go, because it’s over. There’s just too many things, too many things, too many things… Too many things. Let’s go walk.
Billy, you know, you don’t have to be embarrassed if your dick gets hard. Your dick is supposed to get hard. See? That’s the whole object of this.
If this is foreplay, I’m a dead man.
Get the fuck out of here!
No, I cannot! It’s serious! Because it’s very important piece.
My dear young man, don’t take it too hard. Your work is ingenious. It’s quality work. And there are simply too many notes, that’s all. Just cut a few and it will be perfect.
How about the Kingston Trio, Gene? How about Sing Along with Mitch?
The naches that I’m feeling right now… 'cause your dad was like mishpoche to me. When I heard I got these ticket to the Folksmen, I let out a geshreeyeh, and I’m running with my friend… running around like a vilde chaye, right into the theater, in the front row! So we’ve got the schpilkes, ‘cause we’re sittin’ right there… and it’s a mitzvah, what your dad did, and I want to try to give that back to you. Okeinhoreh, I say, and God bless him.
You know your problem, mother? You’re too Jewish!
Well, I guess you won’t be needing me any more. There’s nothing I can tell you now that you don’t already know.
How about a nice game of chess?
I was gonna make espresso!
More tea, anyone?
Bless the maker and his water, bless the coming and going of him, may his passing cleanse the world.
The first time you saw me, I was cleaning your bathroom floor! Only you didn’t see me.