Boy, I screwed up. I’m in dog Heaven.
Like all dogs, Skip was colorblind. He made friends easily with people of all races and origins. The town was segregated back then, but as we know, dogs are a whole lot smarter than people.
Nobody cried when Old Yeller got shot? I’m sure.
You ready? HERE COMES THE PAIN!
And on the next contraction, she told everybody in the delivery room that my parents were never married.
We married in secret because I would not share her with an English lord. They killed her to get to me.
I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
It’s not personal, Sonny. It’s strictly business.
My name is Joel Goodson. I deal in human fulfillment. I grossed over eight thousand dollars in one night.
They all can be beat. Right time, right place, right circumstance. They all can be beat.
Go out and win one for the gipper.
Bring out the Gimp.
Bring out yer dead!
Well why don’t we harpoon Charles straight through the head, drag him back to the apartment, and hit him with a hammer until he agrees to come back?
I think we’ve corrupted this innocent girl enough for one day!
Toto, I don’t think we’re in Kansas any more.
Well, all I’m saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place.
“Who knows, Robin? This strange mixing of minds may be the greatest single service ever performed for humanity! Let’s go, but, inconspicuously, through the window. We’ll use our Batropes. Our job is finished.”
I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
Death does not part, only lack of love. And the vow is forever.