Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

This is life’s ultimate cruelty. It offers us a taste of youth and vitality, and then it makes us witness our own decay.

There are two dilemmas… that rattle the human skull. How do you hold onto someone who won’t stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won’t go?

What the fuck am I doin’ in the back? You’re the motherfucker who should be on brain detail! We’re fuckin’ switchin’ – I’m washin’ the windows, and you’re pickin’ up this nigger’s skull!

Mother! Oh God, mother! Blood! Blood!

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Call it, friendo.

Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads.

Don’t ever fuck with a guy looking for heads.

Four tails! Oh, Jesus, man, that’s a goocher! No guys, seriously, a goocher! That’s really bad! Remember when Clint Bracken and those guys got wiped out on Reed Hill in Durham? Billy told me they was flippin’ for beers, and they came up with a goocher before they got into the car, and bang! They all got totaled! I don’t like this, man, sincerely…

That’s it, man. Game over, man! Game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?

First I’m going to use you as a human shield. Then I’m going to kill this guard over here with the Patterson trocar on the table. And then I was thinking about breaking your neck.

What the heck are ya talking about? What do you fellas have yourself mixed up in?

Damn! We’re in a tight spot!

Is it safe?

Well, that depends on your definition of safe sex.

No, there will be no sex!

I don’t interest myself in “why.” I think more often in terms of “when,” sometimes “where.” Always “how much.”

More, more, more, more, more, more, more!

Please sir, I want some more.

You think I can just whip one out?