Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

Well, that was very brief. Just like all the men in my life.

They’re always coming and going, and going and coming; and always too soon!

We were enroute from Memphis, for eleven and a half hours, for 175 miles an hour, so they think that we’re right here. But, we went out of radio contact, then flew around that storm for about an hour, so that’s a distance of what, 400 miles? Four hundred miles squared, that’s 160,000 times pi, 3.14… 502,400. That’s a search area of 500,000 square miles. That’s twice the size of Texas.

As falls Wichita, so falls Wichita Falls.

Oh. It’s nice to get a bit of time to yourself, isn’t it?

C’mon Matt, talk to me. Tell me where you are, give me your position. Where are you? Give me a visual, tell me what you see. C’mon, you’ve been yammering since we left Cape Canaveral, now you decide to shut up? Talk to me! Just say something, say anything, I don’t care!

Space: the final frontier.

I changed my mind. I wanna go back.

Look Dave, I can see you’re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

I had to live with that squealing, corpulent little toad all these years. God, I hate that woman. I - I - I hate the way she licks stamps! I hate her furniture! And I hate that little sound she makes when she sleeps.

I know you all think I killed my parents.

You’ve done nothing but study swordplay?

That’s not a knife; this. . .is a knife.

Yeah, you got a weapon. Clark got a weapon, Clark got a knife! We all got weapons! Anybody can blow anybody away, any second. Which is the way it ought to be. Always.

I like to keep this handy… for close encounters.

(surely we have included the entire Aliens movie script by now)

Are we talking little space friends here?

The man’s psychic!

Are you the male of your species, or…
[strokes Bernard’s leg] the female?

Let go of him you motherfucker.

You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like… and then… spank me.