You have received a beump on the head.
I have fixed the ring-ging.
Seven days.
And God Created Woman
God hates me.
Hate him back, it works for me.
What can men do against such reckless hate?
I just can’t have that kind of sadness in my life.
Smile, darn you, smile! You know this old world is a great world, after all!
In the words of Barbie, “I had a dream house.”
What you choose to call hell, he calls home.
WORSE? How can things get any worse? Take a look around you Ellen! We’re at the threshold of Hell!
Could be raining.
That morning I was not yet a vampire, and I saw my last sunrise. I remember it completely; and yet, I can’t recall any sunrise before it. I watched the whole magnificence of the dawn for the last time, as if it were the first. And then, I said farewell to sunlight, and set out to become what I became.
Children of the night, shut up!
Allllllllll-righty, then.
Oh c’mon, Mr. DeLaguardia, really. You tell a man he’s engaged in wrongdoing, and he says: “Yeah, you’re right.” Now everybody knows that’s facetious, we’re all familiar with that. Shoot, in my neighborhood, had Mr. Savage come from those parts, he would have said: “Your mama!” But in Mr. Savage’s part of town, I would think they would say: “Yeah, you’re right.” And what they mean is, “You’re wrong.” Just to be polite.
Harry, let’s face it. And I’m not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you’re a cunt. You’re a cunt now, and you’ve always been a cunt. And the only thing that’s going to change is that you’re going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.
You’re a regular Fiorello Laguardia.
Whenever we needed money, we’d rob the airport. To us, it was better than Citibank.
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.