Don’t you think I realize what’s going on here, miss? Who do you think I am, huh? Don’t you think I know that if I was some hotshot from out of town that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake, I’d be the first one to get a room and I’d be upstairs relaxing right now. But I’m not some hotshot from out of town, I’m a small reporter from Rolling Stone magazine that’s in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that’s gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country. I was gonna call the article “Michael Jackson Is Sitting On Top of the World,” but now I think I might as well just call it “Michael Jackson Can Sit On Top of the World Just As Long As He Doesn’t Sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel 'Cause There’s No Niggers Allowed in There!”
And you can tell Rolling Stone magazine that my last words were… I’m on drugs!
She’s sleeping with Prince Valium tonight.
Goodnight, you princes of Maine, you kings of New England.
Good night. Sweet dreams. Keep them dry there, Doug.
Good night sweet prince: And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!
But I don’t want any of that, father; I’d rather just. . .sing!
Let me give you a piece of advice, junior: your music make sense to no one… but yourself.
Stop. Please. You’re hurting me. You must have misheard me. I said a “melody”, not a “malady”.
“Seda-give???!”
Give it to me; these men would kill you, and take it anyway. Give it to me. You can tell 'em I took it by force. Give it to me, and I’ll do what you shoulda did ten minutes ago.
You know I expected more from you - I thought you’d be smarter than this
You tell Mr. Doyle - if he’d hired smarter guys, none of this woulda happened.
Even I get boarded sometimes. Do you think I had a choice?
You dumpin’ Leo for the guy who put a bullet in your brother?
Wait 'til Biggus Dickus hears of this!
What’s the buzz? Tell me what’s happening.
Ok, I’ll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
Listen, sister: I’ve got a heater and I’m on the lam!
Well, my brother showed me a few things. You look a lot different from my brother.