Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

Worship all you can see, and more will appear.

Remember - you’re a lady. You make them beg for more… and then don’t give it to them!

“Never let 'em see you ache.” That’s what Mr. Mayer used to say. Or was it ass? “Never let 'em see your ass?”

It makes me look fat.

Fat? He was the Magic Mountain! He threw me into one of my frenzies. I went beserk and kicked his door open, so they threw me out and told me never to come back again. I was willing to pay for it. I just wanted to talk to him. You know how I am.

You know Billy, what worries me is how your mother is going to take this.

She’s old. She’s got a bad ticker. All you gotta do is jerk around a lot when you talk to her.

Oh, but she’s harmless. She’s as harmless as one of those stuffed birds.

“Mostly harmless.”

“Mostly?!”

(Sorry to grab from a TV show, but it may be my favorite X-Files line of all time.)

They mostly come at night. Mostly

Night like this, it sorta spooks you, walking into an empty apartment.

Sorry, the brothel’s full.

If I didn’t know you better, I’d swear you had some class!

I appreciate this whole seduction thing you’ve got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I’m a sure thing.

(Yowzah!)

BIP: “Maybe you shouldn’t dress like that.”…“This is a blouse and a skirt. I don’t know what you’re talking about.”…“You shouldn’t wear that body.”

Help me out here, Reggie. How far is it to that body?

He’s about 455 yards away, he’s gonna hit about a 2 iron I think.

If I saw myself in clothes like that, I’d have to kick my own ass.

Oh, it looks good on you though.