Don’t fight me, child. I’m the messenger of God and I only want to heal you.
It might be a tumor.
The thing on that man’s hand killed him and then it killed Paul, and whatever it is, it’s getting bigger!
Beware of the Blob, it leaps, it creeps…
I have been instructed to ask your President for precisely that.
Nobody does this to the United States. The President will get his baseball glove back and play catch with this guy’s balls!
Even in a time of intergalactic crisis, people still want to roll them bones.
SONY:
Bony.
It’s Lieutenant Hurwitz. Severe shell-shock. Thinks he’s Ethel Merman.
I had mine removed surgically under general anesthesia. But to have it bitten off in a Buick…
I was just inches from a clean getaway.
Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to bust up your car.
Whoa, whoa. You better watch what you say about my car. She’s real sensitive.
You know, I once knew this girl Doreen. Good-looking girl. Looked just like a Jaguar, only she was a truck! You know, I used to crash into her just so I could speak to her.
Oh, for the love of Chrysler! Can we please ask someone for directions?
Transmitting my coords now. Good luck!
One minute you’re defending the whole galaxy, and, suddenly, you find yourself sucking down darjeeling with Marie Antoinette… and her little sister.
More tea, anyone?
We should be delighted, Colonel.
“Yes, sir” is the way to address me. First thing we’ll do is follow certain courtesies. You’ll do whatever I tell you, and do it with enthusiasm. I’m gonna teach you to play football well; I’ll run your ass off every day. After I run you till you drop, tackle till your arms cramp, something will happen to you that’s never happened in your life: You’re gonna be happy, kid.