Drill Sergeant: Gump! What’s your sole purpose in this army?
Forrest Gump: To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant!
Drill Sergeant: God damn it, Gump! You’re a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump. Listen up, people…
This is my rifle / this is my gun. This is for fighting / this is for fun.
Stop! or my Mom will shoot!
As usual, she has the last word.
I’ll have what she’s having.
You know what your problem is? You’ve never had anybody give you the Aunt Jemima treatment.
Paging Doctor Jemima……
No doubt about it; you’ve got amnesia.
You went to those brain butchers?
You’re the motherfucker who should be on brain detail!
How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot! / The world forgetting, by the world forgot / Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! / Each pray’r accepted, and each wish resign’d.
That’s totally non-sequitary!
What truly is logic? Who decides reason? My quest has taken me to the physical, the metaphysical, the delusional, and back. I have made the most important discovery of my career - the most important discovery of my life. It is only in the mysterious equations of love that any logic or reasons can be found. I am only here tonight because of you.
Say goodbye to your brothers. Spect you got em into this.
They ain’t worth a red piss. And neither are you.
I’ll say this for you son, you’re the kind of a man it’s a pleasure to hang.
Even if you were my brother, I’d still want to fuck you.
I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.
I love you. You complete me.
I wish I knew how to quit you.
Cheyenne? Ain’t ya gonna give notice you’re quitting?
Did that when I signed on.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?