Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

Well, that’s it. Good guy wins. Bad guy loses. Big freakin’ surprise.

Jimmy was the kind of guy that rooted for the bad guys in the movies.

Like awesome! Yeah, wow!
Like totally freak me out!
I mean, right on!
Toros sure are number one!

It’ll be interesting to see how the bull reacts now that he’s alert.

Hello. My name is Leonard Lowe. It has been explained to me that I’ve been away for quite some time. I’m back.

Back in business, and ain’t it grand. Let the good times roll.

Smile, Karl. We’re back in business.

Glad to meet you, kid. You’re a real horse’s ass.

You miserable, scum-sucking pig!

I have had… enough… of YOU!

Goodbye, green-puking pissant.

Oh, the red button there kid, don’t ever, ever touch the red button!

For a small price, I can install this little blue button to get you down!

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

General Woundwort’s body was never found. It could be that he still lives his fierce life somewhere else; but from that day on, mother rabbits would tell their kittens that if they did not do as they were told, “The General would get them.” Such was Woundwort’s monument, and perhaps it would not have displeased him.

You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret. All the best people are.

Are you insane?

Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you.

Madness takes its toll.

What do you think you are, for Chrissake, crazy or somethin’? Well you’re not! You’re not! You’re no crazier than the average asshole out walkin’ around on the streets and that’s it.