Forget it Donny, you’re out of your element.
Don’t touch that, please. Your primitive intellect wouldn’t understand alloys and compositions and things with molecular structures.
What’s the big idea? Am I dumb or something?
I need to believe, that something extraordinary is possible.
Yeah, well this is imported Italian nylon.
I am Italian! Sono italiano in spirito! Ma ho sposato una donna che preferisce lavorare in giardino a fare l’amore appassionato! Uno sbaglio grande! But it’s such an ugly language. How about… Russian?
Yeah, I’m sure they taught you all about cars and the price of insurance at your famous Russian school in Kiev.
Cars didn’t drive on it to make great time. They drove on it to have a great time.
Look, we can’t have a car with numbers on it. So, we’re going to have to disguise the car some how.
We’ll drive home backwards.
Can you put this in a good spot? 'Cause all of this shit happened the last time I parked here.
I have unpaid parking tickets.
Yeah… yeah, ten years of giving out traffic tickets, and all this in one day!
Gotta see the whole town from Yonkers on down to the bay, in just one day.
I’m through carrying pocketbooks in this city. You got a pocketbook, you’re a marked woman.
It’s where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it’s not a purse, it’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
We named the dog Indiana.
You’re not gonna find any records of Vincent La Guardia Gambini practicing in any courts. See, 20 years ago, I became a actor. There was this prominent stage actor in New York, his name was Vincent Gambini. Maybe you heard of him. Never heard of him? Doesn’t matter. Anyway, I had to change my name, which I did legally. So now I practice law under my legally changed stage name: Jerry Gallo. But you can still call me Gambini.
We’re wasting time, precious time.
Oh! We knows!