Ladies and gentlemen, I can envision a day when the brains of brilliant men can be kept alive in the bodies of dumb people.
Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention.
Shut up! He’s answering a question from a half hour ago!
Silence, you fool!
I’m just protecting my balls, just as, I’m sure, at one time or another, you have protected your own
Billy, I have four words for you: “Listen to the Woman”.
Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
Hold your tongue!
The doctors managed to reset her jaw, more or less. Saved one of her eyes. His pulse never got above 85 – even when he ate her tongue.
It ate him… bit off his head… like a ginger… bread… man!
I wanted you all to know…if I die, you have my permission. You can eat me.
You’re catnip to a girl like me.
Your eyes, they fascinate me.
Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eye. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white.
You really want to know? I’ll tell you – a 'toon killed my brother. Yes, a 'toon. We were investigating a robbery at the First National Bank of Toontown. Back in those days, me and Teddy liked working Toontown, thought it was a lot of laughs. Anyway, this guy got away with a zillion simoleons. We trailed him to a little dive down on Yukster Street. We went in. Only he got the drop on us, literally. Dropped a piano on us from fifteen stories. Broke my arm – Teddy never made it. I never did find out who that guy was. All I remember was him standing over me laughing, with those burning red eyes, and that high, squeaky voice.
Every truly cultured music student knows you must do your scales and your arpeggios.
Yeah, and if a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump its ass when it hopped.
“Bear left!”
“Right, frog!”