I’m French! Why you sink I haf zis…out-RAGEOUS accent, you silly king?
Vould you like to have a roll in ze hay?
Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
See, this is what happens when a man swears off sex - the semen backs up into his brain!
Didst I feel aright or didst I feel that thy two hands did upon my royal body cop a feel?
Doth Mother know you weareth her drapes?
Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?
Honey, I’m a drag queen, not a transvestite. I don’t buy no house dresses.
That’s no woman. That’s a man, baby!
Well, what’s the matter with her today?
You really wanna know how to stay alive? You get people to like you. Oh, not what you were expecting? Well, when you’re in the middle of the Games, and you’re starving or freezing, some water, a knife or even some matches can mean the difference between life and death. And those things only come from sponsors, and to get sponsors, you have to make people like you. And right now, sweetheart, you’re not off to a real good start.
Ladies and gentlemen, will you stand please for the playing of our Corporate Hymn.
Woof Bloogle Gik Mow Gik Bloogle Woof Poof
Bloogle Ik Bow Ik Oogle Poof Quee
You’re the person. You throw the ball. I’m the dog. I get it. Simple as that. I swear, I’ll pee on your carpet. Please, please, please, throw the ball. Shut up and throw the ball. Am I alone here? Am I all by myself? Am I in ANOTHER UNIVERSE?
I want to give him something; your Dad gave me this to celebrate the beginning of our family but our family had already begun…goodbye clearance dog.
I was working on goodbye.
You had me at Hello.
Look. Last night you felt like a woman and I felt like a man… And that’s the kind of thing those people do.
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
No! I have no heart, I feel no love. Nor fear, nor joy, nor sorrow. I am hollow… and I will live forever.