I could stay young and chipper and I’d lock it with a zipper if I only had a heart.
You little zipper-neck.
We belong dead.
I can arrange that!
He couldn’t find his tallywhacker with a six-man search party.
FAKE I’d be sharp as a thistle, I could build a guided missile if I only had a brain. - Courtesy of the fifth grade FAKE
Say hello to my little friend!
I found out what the secret to life is–friends. Best friends.
The space goes down, down baby, down, down the roller coaster. Sweet, sweet baby, sweet, sweet, don’t let me go. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. I met a girlfriend - a triscuit. She said, a triscuit - a biscuit. Ice cream, soda pop, vanilla on the top. Ooh, Shelly’s out, walking down the street, ten times a week. I read it. I said it. I stole my momma’s credit. I’m cool. I’m hot. Sock me in the stomach three more times.
Do you have any idea how crazy you are?
Sane people make a lot of crazy rules. Do you like me?
He doesn’t like you. I don’t like you either. You just watch yourself, we’re wanted men!
Have you ever seen such cruelty?
No! I don’t like it! It don’t make no sense at all! No, no, no, no, no! It don’t make no sense!
Yeah, that’s what SHE said!
They, er, sent a copy of the Queen’s speech. Might want to scrape the frost off it first… Oh, I phoned them with a couple of suggestions, to make it sound like it came from a human being.
Well, let’s face it, she’s not Mother Teresa. Gandhi would have strangled her.
I’m not whining like a bitch. You are whining like a bitch.
Enough! You’re a pain in my ass. You have bad hair. But I like you a lot.
The hair actually glows.