How do you cook your grits? Do you like them regular, creamy or al dente?
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You mean there was no deep fat? No steak or cream pies or… hot fudge?
That pipe doesn’t go to the marshmallow room. It goes to the fudge room.
It’s the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man.
Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold.
If you guys wanna go home, go ahead. But that gold, that’s the only dream I’ve got left.
I think I’ll go to sleep and dream about piles of gold getting bigger and bigger and bigger.
I’ve been terminated, bankrupted, deported and blackmailed because of you, and I’m not leaving here without your money.
Until I get back my five thousand dollars, you’re gonna get more than you bargained for. I’m your goddamn partner!
He didn’t keep his part of the bargain, did he?
I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.
I don’t know how to put this, but I’m kind of a big deal.
This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him.
See, this is exactly why none of you have any friends!
You’re right. I guess we could all use more mates.
When you hear the sound of thunder, / Don’t you get too scared. / Just grab your thunder buddy / And say these magic words: / “Fuck you, thunder! / You can suck my dick! / You can’t get me thunder / 'Cause you’re just God’s farts!”
Do you know what that sound is, Highness? Those are the Shrieking Eels. If you don’t believe me, just wait – they always grow louder when they’re about to feed on human flesh!
As I arrived at the river bank, I was encountered by the entire tribe of the Shug Indians. The most ferocious… have you ever been to Shug country? Uh, that’s fine. I unsheathed my Bowie knife and cut a path through this wall of human flesh, dragging my canoe behind me.
Let’s go back to the teepee and eat, my son. My new snake wife cooks dog very well.