Dad! Mom, Dad, this is Larry Kroger. The boy who molested me last month. We have to get married.
I’m lucky the parole came trough, but I was gonna get out one way or the other.
That would be harsher punishment for parole violators, Stan.
I’ll do anything the Master asks, anything but get crucified. You know why? Have you ever seen anyone on a cross after two days? You know what they look like? They don’t even have eyes. The crows come and suck out your eyes. And after that, you know what? Dogs come and rip your feet off.
Oh my God… you’re rabid!
Oh, my Christ. The big mouse expert. The Mouse Man. You see it foaming at the mouth, Mouse Man?
New mouse in the house. Never saw him before. Visitor, visitor!
[In the voice of a cartoon mouse]: I’m the mascot of an evil corporation!
150 years ago, the business corporation was a relatively insignificant institution. Today, it is all-pervasive.
What is this, your farewell speech?
Waiting for a king to apologize, one can wait a rather long wait.
Who’s that then?
I dunno, must be a king.
Why?
He hasn’t got shit all over him.
The garbage chute is a really wonderful idea. What an incredible smell you’ve discovered!
My God, this place literally smells like feces.
Poop. You poopmouth, with poop out of your mouth!
You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.
Shut the fuck up, Donny!
Can I finish? The fact is that we Canadians are quite surprised by your outrage. Can I finish? Hello? Can I-- can I finish? The United States has graphic violence on television all the time. We can’t believe that a movie with some foul language would piss you off so much. Can I finish? Please, can I finish?! [long pause] Okay, I’m finished.
Can I interest you in some dessert?
Don’t you always?
What would you like?
Surprise me!
Unrefined cacao nips from Guatemala, to awaken the passions.