I know who I am!
I know you are, but what am I? Infinity!
I don’t know how I got up here, but I ain’t never coming down!
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
Mom, are you a serial killer?
I could never kill anybody. OW! My whole purpose in life is to make people laugh!
My dad said “Be an actor, my son
But be a comical one.”
Russians don’t take a dump, son, without a plan.
When you’re slapped, you’ll take it and like it.
Power is when we have every justification to kill, and we don’t.
Luke, I’m shutting the power down!
The circuits that cannot be cut are cut automatically in response to a terrorist incident. You asked for miracles, Theo, I give you the F.B.I.
Give them nothing!
Lower the treble, son, you didn’t call this meeting, I did.
Take the Amigos’ clothes!
When you come into my court looking like you do, you not only insult me, but you insult the integrity of this court. Next time you come into my courtroom, you will look lawyerly. I mean, you comb your hair and wear a suit and tie. And that suit better be made out of some kind of…cloth.
Taffeta, sweetheart.
Doug, honey… you wouldn’t hurt me, would you, sweetheart? Sweetheart, be reasonable. After all, we’re married!
Have you ever made angry love?
Hey, don’t knock masturbation! It’s sex with someone I love.