I gotta go home and warm up!
Oh, Auntie Em! There’s no place like home.
Now if only I can find a place to rest my head for the night.
I told you. I’ve got a husband.
The trouble with Scotland, is that it’s full of Scots! Perhaps the time has come to reinstitute an old custom: grant them prima noctes. First night, when any common girl inhabiting their lands is married, our nobles shall have sexual rights to her on the night of her wedding. If we can’t get them out, we breed them out.
Go on and kiss the girl.
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History prefers legends to men. It prefers nobility to brutality, soaring speeches to quiet deeds. History remembers the battle, but forgets the blood. Whatever history remembers me, if it remembers anything at all, it shall only remember a fraction of the truth. For whatever else I am, a husband, a lawyer… a president… I shall always think of myself first and foremost… as a hunter.
I vote we run like hell.
Why is Congress saying one thing and doing nothing?
We have become aware of these concepts only recently. In our dealings with Sarris. Often Sarris will say one thing, and do another. Promise us mercy and deliver destruction… It is a concept we are beginning to learn at some great cost.
What does it mean, “exact change”?
Don’t be afraid. I mean you no harm.
Did you just shoot at me?
Pyoo! Pyoo! Pyoo! Bang, bang, bang, bang!
No, you did not shoot that green shit at me!
Usually, death row was called “the last mile”; we called ours “the Green Mile” — the floor was the color of faded limes.
Life is a horrible little giggle in the midst of a forced death march towards hell.
Not that I have anything against death. After all, it is the greatest of all human blessings. But why call it out so soon??
Bring out yer dead.