Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

‘Doctor Octopus’. New villain in town: ‘Doc Ock’.

Is he strong? Listen, bud: he’s got radioactive blood.

Take those cleaning products and clean the inside of the car. I’m talking fast, fast, fast. You need to go in the back seat, scoop up all those little pieces of brain and skull, get it out of there. Wipe down the upholstery. Now, when it comes to upholstery, it don’t need to be spic-and-span. You don’t need to eat off it. Just give it a good once-over. What you need to take care of are the really messy parts. The pools of blood that have collected, you gotta soak that shit up.

June, you’re vacuuming in pearls. You know what that does to me!

Tish, that’s French!

Although each of the world’s countries would like to dispute this fact, we French know the truth: the best food in the world is made in France.

Anyway, I’ve got to go home. My wife’s making gardenias for dinner.

He’s dead. They stuffed him with pages torn from his favourite book. Could you cook him?

What I say is true - anyone can cook… but only the fearless can be great.

Why are you trying so hard to fit in when you were born to stand out?

He’s not the Messiah; he’s a very naughty boy.

He may be under the influence of something. He may have joined a cult!

Dr. Jones, you know very well that the Thuggee cult has been dead for nearly a century.

I got better.

Is this some radical new therapy?

I went to New York University, and, uhm, I was thrown out of NYU my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

The headmaster’s a darling. His wife’s a bitch.

I understand, Tom. But, I’m afraid Headmaster Dippet may have no choice.

When I have the map, I will be free, and the world will be different, because I have understanding.

You wanna see dry land? You really wanna see it? I’ll take you there.