Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

Yeah, look at the birds. Are those vultures?

A whale, Beaumont, a whale. A marine mammal that knows a hell of a lot more about sonar than you do.

If you have the tooth of a whale, you must have the jaw of a whale to yield it.

I pulled a tooth the size of a shot glass out of the wrecked hull of a boat out there, and it was the tooth of a Great White.

It points to the thing you want the most, and that is NOT Shipwreck Cove.

A dream is a wish your heart makes.

When I was a little girl, my mama used to lock me in the attic when I was bad, which was pretty often. And I would pretend I was a princess, trapped in a tower by a wicked queen. And then suddenly this knight on a white horse with these colors flying would come charging up and draw his sword. And I would wave. And he would climb up the tower and rescue me. But never, in all the time that I had this dream, did the knight say to me: “Come on, baby. I’ll put you up in a great condo!”

I could get used to a view like this. Yep, I’m used to it. Guys I want a castle.

On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.

Let’s go to the Winchester, have a pint and wait for this to all blow over.

Meanwhile…

Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion?

Waiting for me to… commence a conversation, one can wait rather a long wait.

Every day I come by your house and I pick you up. And we go out. We have a few drinks, and a few laughs, and it’s great. But you know what the best part of my day is? For about ten seconds, from when I pull up to the curb and when I get to your door, 'cause I think, maybe I’ll get up there and I’ll knock on the door and you won’t be there. No goodbye. No see you later. No nothing. You just left.

That’s the first thing you’ve said in the last four hours. That’s a… that’s fountain of conversation, man. That’s a geyser. I mean, whoa daddy! Stand back, man.

He does that.

That’s why I do what I do.

Who do?

I won’t say it but it rhymes with shmashmortion.

You know, when your kid is born, it can still be perfect. You haven´t made any mistakes yet. And then they grow up to be like… me.