She’s my fiancee.
So, we’re not getting married but I have to get rid of my pants?
Come on Frank, say yes, and I’ll buy you some new deodorant.
Oh, Mom, back off. The last guy you dated stole our furniture.
Right now everything is great, everyone is happy, everyone is in love and that is wonderful. But you gotta know that sooner or later, you’re gonna be screaming at each other about who’s gonna get this dish. This $8 dish will cost you a thousand dollars in phone calls to the legal firm of That’s Mine, This Is Yours. Please – Jess, Marie. Do me a favor. For your own good, put your name in your books right now before they get mixed up and you won’t know whose is whose. 'Cause someday, believe it or not, you’ll go 15 rounds over who’s gonna get this coffee table. This stupid wagon wheel ROY ROGERS GARAGE SALE COFFEE TABLE!
It’s a big house, we’ll divide it up! You stay in your half, I’ll stay in mine!
A family tiff seems to be developing. I don’t know if we should leave, but I definitely advise skipping the fish course.
The salmon mousse.
Well, you can live on it, but it tastes like shit.
As you get smarter, you begin to manipulate your senses. This tastes much different to me than it is to you.
I guess she don’t like the cornbread, either.
You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I’m an easy target. Yeah, you’re right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don’t like to hurt people’s feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I’m not changing. I like… I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I’m the real article. What you see is what you get.
Yeah, you’re right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you… but I don’t like to hurt people’s feelings.
Shut up,
[pause]
just shut up.
So the grizzly bear, he walks out of the room. Well, now, the panda bear is just sitting there, he thinks to himself , “This is odd”. And then, what do you know, the phone rings. You know who it is? It’s the polar bear, and the polar bear. he says to the panda bear, “I didn’t know it was a koala bear!” Get it? “Koala?” Wocka wocka!
Shh! Let me tell you a little story about a man named Shh! Shh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive “shh!” Now, I have a whole bag of “shh!” with your name on it.
You see that? That’s shit. And this is Shinola.
Close your eyes and hide from every care.
I tried to forget you… I thought I had.
Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.