Buck up little camper, we’ll beat that slope together.
Rise and shine, campers. And don’t forget your booties 'cuz it’s COLD out there today! It’s cold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach?! Not hardly.
Attention. Here’s an update on tonight’s dinner. It was veal. I repeat, veal. The winner of tonight’s mystery meat contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed “some kind of beef.”
Cow!
I gotta go Julia, we got cows.
Well, Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?
Dey’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that’s about it.
I don’t wanna eat that spinach.
Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. My personal preference was for Lux, but I found Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heady, but with just a touch of mellow smoothness. Life Buoy, on the other hand…
Clean yourself up!
Cleanliness is next to nothing.
I am the servant of the power behind The Nothing. I was sent to kill the only one who could have stopped The Nothing. I lost him in the Swamps of Sadness.
He’s standing right over there, you know.
He does that.
Come now, let’s be off. There’s a battle in the offing! We’ve got kingdoms to save and women to love!
I always wanted to fight a desperate battle against impossible odds!
Ho, there, foul monster! Cease the knocking at thy craven knees and prepare to do battle!
For Frodo.
For Asgard!
All of this for me? Wasn’t that thoughtful of somebody!