l stayed at the Hartford one time. You should see the rooms. All satin and velvet. And the bed… royal blue, trimmed in lace clean as snow. Hard to believe a room like that don’t change your life. But it don’t. The bed may be magic, but the mirror isn’t.
Just give me the key! Listen, I stayed… at the Bixby House. I brushed my goddamn teeth right next to the tub where Sir David Smith drowned his whole family, and I stopped being afraid of vampires when I was 12. Do you know why I can stay in your spooky old room, Mr. Olin? Because I know that ghoulies and ghosties and long-legged beasties… don’t exist. And even if they did, there’s no God to protect us from them, now is there?
Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. And like that, poof. He’s gone.
Sometimes, they come back.
We’re doing a sequel
We’re back by popular demand
Come on everybody, strike up the band!
I’m ordering our bombers back to fail-safe. We might have to go through this thing after all.
You have a classic failure face.
“You know, Charlie Brown, they say we learn more from losing than from winning.”
“Then that must make me the smartest person in the world.”
I’m just saying, they have people who handle this sort of thing, David. They want HBO, they’ll call you.
Have you heard the tapes? Have you even heard them? We’re guaranteed a record deal. Our stuff is that good!
But I also guarantee that if I don’t ask you to be mine I’ll regret it for the rest of my life. Because I know in my heart, you’re the only one for me.
You had me at “Hello”.
“You can’t have Sven’s dad sitting next to Sven, they’ll argue the whole time.”
“That’s true. Sven, sit behind Thorfinn. And you sit there, and you sit there, and you sit there.”
[The boat leans perceptibly]
“Now you’ve got all the big ones on one side.”
“All right. Thangbrand sit where Ornulf is. Ornulf sit where Ulf is. Ulf sit where Thangbrand was. Ragnar sit behind Thorfinn. Thorfinn stay where you are. Sven, switch with Snorri. Snorri, sit behind Sven. Keitel sit here, Harald there, Leif there, Bjarni there.”
“Now you’ve got all the ones with beards on one side and all the moustaches on the other.”
“That doesn’t matter!”
In this remote spot there once lived two sisters who were both past the first flush of youth. They had been christened Martina and Philippa after Martin Luther and his friend Philipp Melanchton. They spent all their time and almost all their small income on good works.
The heart is a very, very resilient little muscle, it really is, I - make a great story, I think, guy marries one sister, doesn’t work out, many years later he winds up married to the other sister, it’s. You know, to - how you gonna top that? Hmm.
My friend, you have seen this incident based on sworn testimony. Can you prove that it didn’t happen? Perhaps on your way home someone will pass you in the dark, and you will never know it, for they will be from outer space. Many scientists believe that another world is watching us at this moment. We once laughed at the horseless carriage, the aeroplane, the telephone, the electric light, vitamins, radio, and even television. And now some of us laugh at outer space. God help us in the future.
“The future?!”
“Have a nice day, Mrs. McFly.”
Maybe the future has been written. I don’t know. All I know is what the Terminator taught me. Never stop fighting. And I never will. The battle has just begun.
“Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgment.”