Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.

Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown.

Forget it, Jake. It’s Cloudtown.

Forget it. I don’t work Toontown.

Now… where was I?

Saigon… shit; I’m still only in Saigon… Every time I think I’m gonna wake up back in the jungle.

Stay here? George is king of the jungle. No four walls built by modern man can contain him

The once-contained, but never duplicated… Genie of the Lamp!

Listen all! This is the truth of it. Fighting leads to killing, and killing gets to warring. And that was damn near the death of us all. Look at us now! Busted up, and everyone talking about hard rain! But we’ve learned, by the dust of them all… Bartertown learned. Now, when men get to fighting, it happens here! And it finishes here! Two men enter; one man leaves. And right now, I’ve got two men. Two men with a gut full of fear. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls… dying time’s here!

Say hello to my little friend!

How about a hand for the Waco Kid?

Don’t worry, old man. We’ll help you out.

I’m 37, I’m not old.

It’s not the years, honey. It’s the mileage.

I’m getting too old for this shit.

When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not.

Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my closeup.

Wow. The Batman. Or is it just “Batman”?

Your choice, of course! Well… that was very brief. Like all the men in my life. “What men?” Well, then there’s *you… * but you need therapy.

It sounds a lot like the plot of Good Will Hunting.

I thought you broke up with him!