I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man. Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Divine decadence, darling!
Better listen to him, Flounder, he’s in pre-med.
Enjoy LA. Get yourself laid.
All things being equal, I’d rather be in Philadelphia.
We welcome you to Munchkinland.
We represent the Lollipop Guild,
The Lollipop Guild,
The Lollipop Guild,
And in the name of
The Lollipop Guild…
We wish to welcome you to Munchkinland!
You are bad little people, you deserve to be short!
You’re short, your belly button sticks out too far, and you’re a terrible burden on your poor mother!
You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I’m an easy target. Yeah, you’re right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you… but I don’t like to hurt people’s feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I’m not changing. I like… I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I’m the real article. What you see is what you get.
Oh sure, blame the bat. What the heck? We’re easy targets.
Blame Canada.
I must come to Canada someday. You are a very sympathetic people.
I would like to have seen Montana.
You bring American money?
In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.
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Chicks love that romantic crap!
You don’t know what love is like until you’ve fallen for your cousin.
I can’t handle more surprises today.