Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

How could this happen? I was so careful. I picked the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did I go right?

I won’t say what is wrong, what is right.

Okay, look. What if that ship didn’t even exist, huh? Did you ever think about that? I didn’t know! So now, if I went in and made a major security issue out of it, everybody steps in. Administration steps in, and there are no exclusive rights for anybody; nobody wins. So I made a decision and it was… wrong. It was a bad call, Ripley, it was a bad call.

Don’t start tryin’ to do the right thing, boy-o. You haven’t the practice.

That’s right, Mr. Green. Tell Mr. Doyle all about yourself, will you?

Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy. How 'bout if I’m Mr. Purple? That sounds good to me. I’ll be Mr. Purple.

So it must’ve been Mr. Green who shot the singing telegram!

The old man’s still an artist with a Thompson.

I now do what other people only dream. I make art until someone dies. See? I am the world’s first fully functioning homicidal artist.

So you were an artist. Big deal. Elvis was an artist. But that didn’t stop him from joining the service in time of war. That’s why he’s the King, and you’re a schmuck!

We have no king but Caesar! Crucify him!

Contemplate this on the tree of woe. Crucify him!

Always look on the bright side of life.

Remember, George: no man is a failure who has friends.

I found out what the secret to life is–friends. Best friends.

My father taught me many things here - he taught me in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

The Rebellion will die. As will your friends.

You may get stabbed in the head with a dagger or sword.
You may be burned to death or skinned alive or worse.
But when they torture you, you will not feel the need to run
For though you die, La Resistance lives on.

It’s the Resistance!

Well I’m free the Saturday after that. Beyond that, I’m going to have to check my calendar.