Next Saturday night, we’re sending you back to the future!
When you get to New Year’s Eve, 1954, let me know.
On August 29th 1997, it’s gonna feel pretty fucking real to you, too. Anybody not wearing 2,000,000 sunblock is gonna have a real bad day, get it?
Five billion people died in 1996 and 1997. Almost the entire population of the world. Only 1% of us survived.
Anyway, we delivered the bomb.
Candygram for Mongo.
I passed through the seven layers of the Candy Cane forest.
It’s obvious, Grumpy Bear. They got the Rainbow Rescue Beam working.
I hope the old man got that tractor beam out of commission, or this is going to be a real short trip. Okay, hit it!
“Let’s see what she’s got,” said the captain. And then we found out, didn’t we?
You’ve come to the wrong shop for anarchy brother.
I bought a suit. You seen it. Now it’s covered in mud. This town doesn’t have a one hour cleaner, so I had to buy a new suit. Except the only store you could buy a new suit in has got the flu. You get that? The whole store got the flu! So I had to get this in a second hand store. So, it’s either wear the leather jacket, which I know you hate, or this. So, I wore this – ridiculous thing – for you.
We got elegance
If you ain’t got elegance
You can never ever carry it off
I’ll be there, putting on my top hat.
Sure it was motivated. The guy in the hat killed the other guy in the hat.
“Where is he?”
“Who?”
“Calvin Kline.”
“Who?”
“The guy in the hat! Where is he?”
“Oh! He went that way. I think he took your wallet! I think he took his wallet.”
I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet.
Igor, help me with the bags.
Soitenly. You take the blonde, I’ll take the one in the toiben.
“What about you, wiseass? Was there or wasn’t there a woman? What the hell do I have to do, take you downstairs to a private room and ask you?”
“He’s deaf. You have to be facing him.”
“Aw, Jesus. Alright, no more bullshit! Was there or wasn’t there a woman?”
“Are you serious?”
“Yes, I’m goddamn serious.”
“Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?”
“What the hell is he talking about?”
“He reads lips. You’re talking too fast.”
“Was… there… a… wo… man… pre… sent?”
“Yes… There… was… a… wo… man… pre… sent.”
“Why is he talking like that?”
“Because… he’s… deaf… not… stu… pid.”