When the servant comes in, Mr. Hallor, I’m going to ask him to show you to the door. Many people don’t know where it is.
He may be a servant but he’s still a human being.
There was this English butler out in India. One day, he goes in the dining room and what does he see under the table ? A tiger. Not turning a hair, he goes straight to the drawing room. “Hum, hum. Excuse me, my lord,” and whispering, so as not to upset the ladies : “I’m very sorry my lord. There appears to be a tiger in the dining room. Perhaps his Lordship will permit use of the twelve bores ?”
I am familiar with the name Bassington-Bassington, sir. There are the Shropshire Bassington-Bassingtons the Hampshire Bassington-Bassingtons and, of course, the Kent Bassington-Bassingtons.
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Kent? Where the hell is Kent? Where did he go? Where does he go?
Hello, I must be going. I came to say I cannot stay, I must be going.
There’s work to be done! Now move.
If I’m curt with you it’s because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this.
One has a hyper-fast metabolism, the other uses mental telepathy. He’s fast, she’s weird.
“Do you think I’m weird?”
“Definitely.”
“No man, seriously. Am I weird?”
“Yeah, but so what? Everybody’s weird.”
We’re all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that’s all.
I’m afraid so. You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret. All the best people are.
Good. Well, I just want you to know that we’re all the same here on the playing field. Officers and men alike.
I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.
Hurry, hobbitses hurry. Very lucky we find you.
Poor unfortunate souls
In pain, in need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed
Loo: And who are they?
Dr. Klahn: Refuse, found in waterfront bars.
Loo: Shanghaied?
Dr. Klahn: Just lost drunken men who don’t know where they are, and no longer care.
Prisoner #1: Where are we?
Prisoner #2: I don’t care.
Loo: And these?
Dr. Klahn: These are lost drunken men who don’t know where they are, but do care. And these are men who know where they are, and care…but don’t drink.
Prisoner #3: I don’t know who I am!
Prisoner #4: Yeah. And I don’t drink!
Dr. Klahn: Guards! [moves prisoners]
Dr. Klahn: Do you care?
Prisoner #5: No.
Dr. Klahn: Put this man in cell #1, and give him a drink!
Guard: What do you drink?
Prisoner #5: I don’t care.
Supplies!
Guys like you are in short supply.