You talk to me like a woman, you think like a woman. Nick, come on, admit it. You’re totally and completely gay!
Well, let’s not start sucking each other’s dicks quite yet.
In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.
Well it appears to me that there can’t be too many guys driving around this valley with an ape.
Ladies and Gentlemen… I give you… KONG! THE EIGHTH WONDER OF THE WORLD!
Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!
Apes don’t read philosophy.
Yes they do, Otto. They just don’t understand it.
You have no respect for cognitive reverie, you know that?
Oh, don’t worry about the critics!
You just bought another load of crap from the world’s fattest fertilizer sales man!
I’m just a girl who cain’t say “No”, I’m in a terrible fix!
Damn! We’re in a tight spot!
One thing’s for sure, we’re all gonna be a lot thinner.
I have got to teach you about food. Close your eyes.
There’s only two people I trust in this world. One of them’s me and the other ain’t you.
I’m a broad-minded man. I don’t object to nine aces in one deck. But when a man lays down five aces in one hand… Besides, I know what I dealt him.
Is this a game of chance?
But for some players, luck itself is an art.
You’re lucky, he’s lucky, I’m lucky, we’re all lucky!