Not yet. But I’m getting there.
In my experience, there’s no such thing as luck.
Good luck, Mister Gorsky!
And then… the oral sex!
You just put your lips together and blow.
I realized there was no context in which women ever talk about their vaginas. So, I just started casually saying to friends of mine, “What do you think about your vagina? What do you think?”
I’m not gonna live this way, Hi! It just ain’t family life!
After all, I’m still a member of the family.
That’s my kid brother Larry, your uncle. Don’t give him any money.
Larry is a wonderful man, but he’s not you.
The wolf must of attacked her and Larry came to the rescue. I’m sorry, Sir John.
Now some of you might think that our loyal host intended this treasure for the coffers of Prince John, instead of to ransom the king- and you’d be right. But a strange thing happened. A change of heart overtook him in the forest and there it is safe and sound!
The whole world now knows my son, Sean Mullen, was kidnapped for ransom three days ago. This is a recent photograph of him. Sean, if you’re watching, we love you. And this… well, this is what waits for the man that took him. This is your ransom. Two million dollars in unmarked bills, just like you wanted. But this is as close as you’ll ever get to it. You’ll never see one dollar of this money, because no ransom will ever be paid for my son. Not one dime, not one penny. Instead, I’m offering this money as a reward on your head. Dead or alive, it doesn’t matter. So congratulations, you’ve just become a two million dollar lottery ticket… except the odds are much, much better.
I’ve been kidnapped by K-Mart!
Shop smart, shop S-Mart.
I, I’m standing where my, uh, living room was and it’s not here because my house is gone and it’s an Ultimart! You can never go home again, Oatman… but I guess you can shop there.
That rug really tied the room together.
May I cut in? I haven’t had a chance to cut a rug with your new girlfriend yet.
Do you have a girlfriend? I could be your girlfriend, if you want. I think about you when I go to the bathroom.
You had me at Hello.