Do you have anything light?
The rabbi is busy.
I’m 12 years old. I run into a Synagogue. I ask the Rabbi the meaning of life. He tells me the meaning of life… But, he tells it to me in Hebrew. I don’t understand Hebrew. Then he wants to charge me six hundred dollars for Hebrew lessons.
That’s what I like about you, Tevye. You’re always joking.
Traditions, traditions. Without our traditions, our lives would be as shaky as… as… as a fiddler on the roof!
Letting me go to America is a really big step for my mum and dad. I don’t know how they’d survive if I told them about you too.
You don’t ask for help in America. You demand it. Trick-or-treat: you don’t ask, you threaten.
I demand to have some booze!
I know, but I don’t drink, remember? I don’t drink anymore?
Well, there’s some people that rarely touch it, but it touches them often.
Lovers are very special people. They’re the luckiest people in the world.
Love is never having to say you’re sorry.
Love. You can learn all the math in the ‘Verse, but you take a boat in the air that you don’t love, she’ll shake you off just as sure as the turning of the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells you she’s hurtin’ 'fore she keens. Makes her a home.
At some point, everything’s gonna go south on you… everything’s going to go south and you’re going to say, this is it. This is how I end. Now you can either accept that, or you can get to work. That’s all it is. You just begin. You do the math. You solve one problem… and you solve the next one… and then the next. And If you solve enough problems, you get to come home.
Son of a bitch ball, why don’t you just GO HOME?! That’s your HOME! Are you too good for your home?! Answer me! Suck my white ass, ball!
Wilson! Wilson! I’m sorry!!
I was ignorant, and irresponsible, and small-minded.
We may be small but heaven help anyone who thinks he might squish us.
You have our Papa. Prepare to get SMURFED!
I’m sorry, Papa.