Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

Papa, can you hear me?

There’s no way, no way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I’m gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!

Hooray! I’m the son of a sea cook!

Chef’s making his specialty, stuffed crab!

Les poisson, les poisson, hee hee hee! HAW HAW HAW!

Tell your chef Linguini that I want whatever he dares to serve me. Tell him to hit me with his best SHOT.

What the heck kinda shot was that?

It was this girl, five-feet-nuthin’. Blocked my shot!

She told me she had a secret, the mother of all secrets…

It’s sad, when a mother has to speak the words that condemn her own son. But I couldn’t allow them to believe that I would commit murder. They’ll put him away now, as I should have years ago. He was always bad, and in the end he intended to tell them I killed those girls and that man… as if I could do anything but just sit and stare, like one of his stuffed birds. They know I can’t move a finger, and I won’t. I’ll just sit here and be quiet, just in case they do… suspect me. They’re probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I’m not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching… they’ll see. They’ll see and they’ll know, and they’ll say, “Why, she wouldn’t even harm a fly…”

“Negative, Fusion of Brundle and Fly at molecular Genetic level.”

l passed through a time sphincter to get here. You realize how difficult that is?

Captain, it was the engine imbalance that created the wormhole in the first place. It’ll happen again if we don’t correct it.

Make it so.

So it shall be written. So it shall be done.

If I could write of the beauty of her eyes, I was born to look in them and know myself.

A long way away on a rock at the edge of the world, lived a woman with terrible claws, wings of bronze and breath as foul as corpses. Her hair was a nest of poisiones snakes. Hissing, alive. Catch her stare, and she could turn you to stone. Her name was Medusa. The Gorgon. Imagine her looking away and then starting to turn towards you. Slowly… slowly…

No, it’s a rock. No indigenous life.

It’s a rock monster. It doesn’t have motivation.

They won’t exercise restraint because you are children. They will kill you if they get the chance. Do not give them that chance.