Strut
Walk this way.
Are you challenging me to a walk-off?
No…to the Pain!!
Is there a doctor in the house?
I must do some reading if I’m going to find out what ails him.
I read the article in Forbes.
You still picking your feet in Poughkeepsie?
I read about them in Time magazine.
What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?
What you had to do. What you always do. Turn death into a fighting chance to live.
No dying now, Mr. Messinger. Not until you give me Seth’s phone number.
Transylvania 6-5000.
Pennsylvania 6-5000.
“Wait a minute. 555 is not a real number. They only use that in the movies.”
“No shit, honey. What do you think this is, real life?”
A fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break? That’s like… sixteen walls!
These walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That’s institutionalized.
There’s Room, then outer space, with all the TV planets, then heaven. Plant is real, but not trees. Spiders are real, and one time the mosquito that was sucking my blood. But squirrels and dogs are just TV. Except Lucky. He’s my dog who might come some day. Monsters are too big to be real, and the sea. TV persons are flat and made of colors. But me and you are real.
What’s the matter, don’t you like musical comedy?
I happen to be a vegetarian.