You know how my mom can communicate with animals? Apparently they don’t like being eaten.
Yeah, but bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good.
In a few minutes he won’t know you from kosher bacon.
Bring home the bacon.
Show me the money!
Okay. Sell it all.
Oh, see, I made Louis a bet here. See, Louis bet me that we couldn’t both get rich and put y’all in the poor house at the same time. He didn’t think we could do it. I won.
We’re counting cards. We’re counting cards. We’re counting cards. Are you taking any prescription medication?
Now casinos have house rules: they don’t like to lose. So you never show that you’re counting cards. That is the cardinal sin, Ray.
I know more about casino security than any man alive. I invented it, and it cannot be beaten. They got cameras, they got locks, they got watchers, they got timers, they got vaults, they got enough armed personnel to occupy Paris! [beat] Okay, bad example.
I’m a sporting’ man. I like to lay the occasional bet.
This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman’s Sporting Goods.
My little baby’s all grown up and saving China.
Nobody puts baby in the corner!
Trust me, that wheezing bag of dick-tips has it coming.
He had it coming! He had it coming! He only had himself to blame! If you’d have been there; if you’d have seen it, you know that you would have done the same!
May I bone your kipper, Mademoiselle?
Want a breath mint?
Get in there, you big smelly oaf! I don’t care what you smell.
“I said, I don’t care!”
“Oh, he’s our shortstop.”